Niki: Hello and welcome to Sword Fighting Divas! Be careful they bite :O!!!
Divas: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! WE SHALL EAT YOU NOW GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Dj: Oh yah! Well what would happen if I did this! KAW!
Pikes: What the heck? Y am I here any…what are you doing Dj!
Dj: The hunter must salt the pray before killing it in order to allow the pray to marinate!
Pikes: What! I’m not pray! What am I doing here anyway? I thought I was taking a nap on the couch?…! Omg what did you do!!!
Niki: Dj wanted to do bad things to you o-o.
Pikes: SO U LET HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dj: Its a union thing n_n.
Pikes: What union would let u in! UR INSANE!!!
Dj: The hunter must stalk the pray, and then go in for the kill!
Pikes: WHAT! BUT, UHH NIKI WONT LET THAT HAPPEN WOULD U NIKI!?
Niki: Just don’t get any blood on the carpet I just had them cleaned o-o.
Dj: Okay! KAW!!!
Pikes: WHAT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IMA GETTING OUT OF HERE!
CRASH!
Dj: OMG SHE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!!!
Niki: No not my rose bush!…Wait wont that hurt?
Dj: Yesh…o-o
FASHGVFSGFUIZSRDRGTRF!
(pikes screams really loud)
Niki: Probably not the smartest thing to do o-o.
Dj: Keh, and she says I’m dumb.
Pikes: I HERD THAT >:(
Dj: Or did u?!
Pikes: Yes I did!
Niki: Hey what happened to the Divas?
Dj: Oh look pikes made some friends
!
Divas: GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR! THIS IS OUR ROSE BUSH!!!
Pikes: Hey girls can’t we talk this through, heh heh…:O What are going to do with those very sharp uhh swords heh heh…OH GOD! NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE FACE NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Divas attack Pikes)
Niki: Well thats that. C’mon Dj lets go scrape her off the concrete.
Dj: Okay hold on. Thus waz the end of the Sword Fighting Divas!
The End.